Bob Zanlungo

Hey there, folks! I am Bob Zanlungo, your friendly neighborhood mortgage banking wizard. I am here to make your dreams of homeownership come true while adding a dash of humor to the mix!

Imagine this: you are lost in the labyrinth of mortgage options, feeling like you need a GPS just to understand the jargon. But fear not, because I have your back! Armed with my trusty calculator, a mischievous smile and an 11lb miniature pinscher named Mia, who is on the lookout for you, hoping you have snacks to share. I will guide you through the dog-eat-dog world of mortgage lending with a sprinkle of wit and a whole lot of expertise.

I am not your average mortgage banker, oh no. I have more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kid's birthday party. Need a loan? Consider it done! Looking to refinance? I will make it happen quicker than you can say "what are your rates?" I may not wear a cape, but I rock a Vineyard Vines button down like nobody’s business, and I carry a TimBuk2 messenger bag full of mortgage magic.

It is not all business with me, tho. I know that buying a new doghouse or home for yourself is important, and I want to make the process as enjoyable as possible. So, get ready for some laughs along the way! I have a knack for turning stressful situations into comedy gold. Who knew mortgages could be this entertaining?

Whether you are a first-time buyer or a seasoned pro, I am the guy you want on your team. I have the knowledge, the experience, the cute dog, and the humor to make your mortgage journey a breeze. And hey, if nothing else, you will walk away with a smile on your face and an exceptional story to share at your next dinner party.

So, do not settle for a dull mortgage experience. Choose me, Bob Zanlungo, your go-to mortgage professional who puts the “fun” in funding and knows how to make things happen with a touch of flair. Do not go barking up the wrong tree - contact me today, and let's embark on this exciting adventure together!